marucos:


fionna&cake

marucos:

fionna&cake

Drawing hands like
overbiter:

finally some good news

overbiter:

finally some good news

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

deanwinchestrer:

My sexuality is top secret, not even I know what it is

mademoisel:

sexe boobs

shotadean:

A PORN BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT

"SEXE BOOBS" INSTEAD

SEXE BOOBS

viking-pony:

my friend made an interesting point about skyrim

the only beverages in skyrim are alcoholic

maybe there is no magic, or dragons, or anything

maybe everyone is just drunk off their ass

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